A Plain Man's Guide to Computer Jargon
(from a Sunday newspaper mag., October '92)

Floppy Disc		Norwegian entry in the Eurovision Song Contest
Hardware		Donkey Jacket and Dr. Martens
Software		Anorak and glasses
Megabyte		Quarter-pounder and fries to take away
User-friendly PC	Policeman assigned to local community policing
Dot matrix		Soap-opera character
Stand-alone facility	Garlic pills
Mail merge		Next door's post delivered to you by mistake
Cursor			One of our operators (no names mentioned) on a bad day
Disk Drive		CD player in the car