<<< DISK$JUPITER:[NOTES$LIBRARY]LIFE_UNIVERSE_EVERYTHING.NOTE;1 >>> -< General Discussion Conference for Notes >- ================================================================================ Note 6.19 Humour 19 of 19 BRIDGE::SERT92PF "Canary Kid" 62 lines 14-JUL-1993 12:59 -< Error Messages >- -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Humorous (?) Errors & Signals ECAKETOOSMALL - file too large ECASTRATION - link has been severed ECATCHTWENTYTWO - deadlock condition EDROUGHT - out of streams resources EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK - mouse escaped EEXHAUSTED - too many users EEZERGOODE - illegal substance EITSMYPARTYANDILLCRYIFIWANTTO - host is down EIVEGOTAHEADACHE - connection refused ELOWSPERMCOUNT - no children EMANINBEDWITHMYWIFE - mount device busy EMANWITHWATCHDIED - timer expired ENEEDTELESCOPE - object is remote ENO - warning spurious ajai detected ENOMOREREALLYBIGLOCKS - no record locks available ENOPOSTCODE - bad address ENOSEARCHWARRANT - illegal seek ENOTOBACCO - read on empty pipe ENOVALENTINES - no messages of the desired type EONELEGGEDRACE - multihop attempted EPERM - naff haircut EPIPSINTURD - core dumped ERETURNTOSENDER - address unknown ESAATCHIANDSAATCHIBANKRUPT - advertise error ESHIRTSLEEVETOOHEAVY - too many links ESLAPINTHEFACE - permission denied ESQUATTER - address already in use ESURGERY - operation in progress ETELLMEABOUTYOURFATHER - hangup ETRAVELCARDINVALID - bus timing error ETURDTOOLARGE - operation would block ETWOPINPLUGONAPPLIANCE - protocol wrong type for socket EWHATTHEHELLISTHISANYWAY - function not implemented EWITNESSSHOT - identifier removed EWORLDWAR3 - argument too large EMAIL - Connection Refused EDIDIT - Pointer error EVINDALOO - core dumped ETHROW - port confuse E - error in error handler EVEEABRICK - Invalid Window EFAILED - re-boot same time next year EYOURENOTMYTYPE - Trying: Connection refused ESODDEDOFTOTHECHIPPY - Remote user has closed connection EIEIO - F.A.R.M. error Signals : SIGLRT - bus error SIGTHREEATONCE - bus error SIGTITANIC - floating exception SIGIMPOTENCE - hangup SIGFOUNDCONDOM - I/O has become possible SIGEXCUSEME - interrupt SIGBRICK - window changed SIGCHEESE - lost contact with mouse