<<< DISK$CAM_USER:[NOTES$LIBRARY]CDROM.NOTE;1 >>> -< CD-ROM discussion >- ================================================================================ Note 1150.0 God & Tenure (fwd) No replies BRIDGE::NETINFO "Net Info Distribution" 22 lines 6-APR-1993 23:40 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- *Reply to: CBS%UK.AC.EARN-RELAY::EARN.IDBSU::CDROMLAN Date: Tue, 6 Apr 1993 12:02:59 -0700 From: Bjornar Huse During a recent discussion about salaries on another list, the following was offered to the group "Why God Never Received Tenure at a University: 1. Because He had only one major publication. 2. And it was in Hebrew. 3. And it had no references. 4. And it wasn't published in a refereed journal. 5. And some even doubt that He wrote it Himself. 6. It may be true that He created the world, but what has He published/done since? 7. His cooperative efforts have been quite limited. 8. The scientific community has had a very rough time trying to replicate His results. Cheers.