"I'd like to take you now, on wings of song as it were, and try and help you forget for a while your drab, wretched lives."
"Life is like a sewer - what you get out of it depends on what you put into it."
"Oh, soon we'll be out amid the cold world's strife.
Soon we'll be sliding down the razor blade of life."
"Mr. Lehrer's muse [is] not fettered by such inhibiting factors as taste"
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