From: Dean Smith Newsgroups: uk.org.community Subject: Spoof: Police Close M25 Date: Wed, 11 Sep 1996 21:42:48 +0100 Just had to share this: ========== censorship/alerts #2156, from steveha, 678 chars, Aug 29 11:17 96 ---------- Police Close M25 In a joint operation, Clubs and Vice and Customs and Excise obtained an emergency injunction closing the M25. A spokesman said: "We have evidence that this road was being used by porn peddlers and drug traffickers to move their vile wares about the country" He went on to explain that criminals were using hi-tech measures to prevent detection such as putting the goods in an opaque van. "Nissan have a lot to answer for," he said "An order compelling them to fit transparent bodies on vans and cars cannot be ruled out if they don't cooperate". Apparently, the anti-terrorist squad was asked to join in but were too busy at Stansted.