Goodbat Nightman (McGough-McGear)

God bless all policemen and fighters of crime;

May thieves go to jail for a very long time.

They've had a hard day helping clean up the town;

Now they hang from the mantlepiece, both upside down.

A glass of warm blood and then straight up the stairs;

Batman and Robin are saying their prayers:

God bless Superman and Superwoman

Aquaman and Aquawoman

Ironman and Ironwoman

Spiderman and Spiderwoman

Plasticmand and Plasticwoman

Crazy man and...

R: Batman?

B: Yes, Robin.

R: Was ever a Batwoman?

B: There was once, Boy Wonder, a long time bat.

R: Where is she now?

B: I'm afraid she's no longer with us.

R: Oh.. you mean..

B: Yes, she's in the great belfry up there in the sky

R: Holy Saint Batwoman! What happened?

B: She rather foolishly got in the way of the Batmobile.

R: Suicide?

B: Batricide.

R: Gosh! Why didn't I think of that?

They've locked all the doors and put out the bat (miow!).

They've put on their batjamas

We like doing that!

Fill the batwaterbottles

Made the batbeds

With two springy battresses

For sleepy batheads

They're closing bateyes

And they're counting batsheep

Batman and Robin are falling asleep

(Door opens)

R: Wh..where are you going, Batman?

B: The batroom

R: Holy looya!

(slam)